Hi! I'm that guy, you know? From that place? With those people? Yeah, that guy! Other people know me as Andrew and I like to think I'm pretty funny. Here you'll find a magical world of funny pictures/posts, foodgasms, a few scattered rants and some inspirational things with the occasional adorable dog here and there. I love getting questions, so feel free to ask, but I love ASKING questions even more, so send me something and I'll give you one of the craziest questions you can think of. I'll follow you if you follow me and even if you don't I stay loyal to the blogs I love. So sit back, relax and enjoy this corner of my life:
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
someone kill me.
I just bought that movie so I looked it up and it’s really there.
(Source: chouette-e)
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
do he got the booty?
no
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is my legacy
